Only Me

I went to Massage Envy last night for a massage.  I go once a month and always have the same massage therapist.  His name is Eric and he is totally awesome.  So I'm standing there and we're talking about general stuff and he asks what areas I want him to work on.  I gave him a brief rundown of my lump issue.

I need to put a side note in here.  I have a small pea sized lump behind my ear that is causing me great pain.  I've been to three different doctors and all of them seem a little stumped.  It's frustrating.  And no, don't call me to see how I'm doing or if there is an update.  You just got the update.  It's still a mystery.  It still hurts and I'd rather not discuss it.  Current popular belief is that I might have spider babies in there.  If I do, I'm not naming any of the 200 spider babies Gwen.  I can't remember why but she pissed me off so that's her punishment.

Anyways....back to Eric.  I'm letting him know I want medium pressure and then I say, 'but no head, unfortunately.'  And by that I meant he couldn't massage my head...because of my lumpy spot behind my ear that is extremely painful to the touch.  But that's not what I said and that's not how it came out of my mouth.  I giggled.  Then I said, 'uh, that did not sound right' and he pointed out I said 'unfortunately' and then we both laughed our asses off.

Only me. 

And I'm totally naming one of the spider babies after Eric.