It's a pantie inspired week!
Emmy was born in 2008 in October. Just a few short months later, we celebrated Easter. I had slimmed down a little bit and was easing back into my 'regular' clothing. I put on a pair of panties I hadn't worn in awhile and put on my Easter dress and off to church we went.
We're half way through the service and doing the usual standing and then sitting and then standing and I notice my underwear felt a little funny. Then we stand for communion and we are moving down the aisle and wham-o. I felt the elastic give. My panties quit on me. As we are walking down the central aisle I could feel them slipping further and further so that by the time we were at the front of the church...I had to walk with my knees locked or else my hot pink thong panties were going to be on display at the foot of the alter.
We have communion and head back to the pew and I whispered to Ryan I'd be right back and duck walked myself right into the restroom and threw my underwear away. And then yes, folks, I returned to Easter services commando. The best part? Ryan asked if I was okay and I told him I was sitting there commando due to my panties quitting on me.
I'm pretty sure I make God chuckle on a regular basis.
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